Apr 7, 2009

Cheap home security system

Found this, thought it was funny:

Here are some instructions for installing a home security system yourself.

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside.


1 comment:

Monkey said...

Reading back thru this myself I am laughing because I don't need to go to the thrift store for the boots, my husband wears a size 14.
He also has spare ammo I could scatter on the porch. Bonus, 2 of my dogs bark at the sound of leaves falling so I always know if someone is within a 1/2 mile radius of my front porch.