Going to the Chapel

Well, it's happenened. Hell hath frozen over. I'm getting married. Wait just one minute...did I just agree to marry somebody? Does this mean I have to shave my legs more often? Do I have to share my hard earned money ? Do I have to let someone else in on my NASCAR Sundays? Do I have to take his feelings into consideration before purchasing the giant purple daisy bedspread? I think I might be sick...